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A convo with my new fave Starbucks guy
Me:: Almost falls on slippery floor due to snowstormSbucks guy:Be careful with that floor.Me:Eh, I'm a clutz. No big deal though. I'm proud of my clutziness.Him:That pride could potentially be your downfall.Me:But wouldn't being a clutz be my downfall?Him:Quit being a smart-ass. What do you want? -
When she said she had an ass named Giuseppe, this wasn’t what I expected.
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A PEEP SHOW!
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This and It’s Always Sunny. FX kills it with the comedy. I’m addicted.
if you haven’t already, check out FX’s new show The League, NOW! It’s an addicting show with a stellar cast: Mark Duplass, Nick Kroll, Steve Rannazzisi, Paul Scheer and Jon Lajoie. The League just wrapped up it’s first season and will be returning with a second season this summer. very funny stuff.
Posted on March 3, 2010 via Comedy Works Blog with 1 note
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There is a young cowboy he lives on the range
His horse and his cattle are his only companions
He works in the saddle and he sleeps in the canyons
Waiting for Summer, his pastures to change-James Taylor “Sweet Baby James”…I miss the horses today, and I am waiting for summer and for the pastures to change. And by pastures, I mean the polo fields.
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I want to go home and build a fort in my childhood living room. That’s an impossible dream.
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I don’t have a mobile phone turned on because I’m talking to you. I don’t want the outside world to impinge on the conversation we’re having. I don’t carry a BlackBerry. I do my e-mails regularly, but I do it when I have the time on a computer. I don’t want to be sitting here thinking that I’ve got an e-mail message coming here and I’d better look at that while I’m talking to you. Every moment counts, and that moment is lost if you’re not in that moment 100 percent.
Tachi Yamada, M.D., president of the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation’s Global Health Program -
We think that humans build relationships precisely for this reason, to distribute problem solving across brains,” said James A. Coan, a a psychologist at the University of Virginia. “We are wired to literally share the processing load, and this is the signal we’re getting when we receive support through touch.
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Who didnt love Alf as a kid?
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I’m sad I know what a PMS color is.
Client: “The blue isn’t right.”
Me: “What PMS color are we trying to match?”
Client: “Oh, you know, the color of the Texas sky around daybreak.”
Posted on February 23, 2010 via Clients From Hell with 81 notes
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